Gusano Junito's Trip to Juno's:

Jun 10

A poem from Gusano Versito - Juno’s Liquor Favorite Poet:

Gusano Versito's Trip to Juno's

I slithered in to Juno's one hot Texas day,
Looking for a bottle to brighten my way.

The whiskey looked handsome, the tequila looked neat,
The wine was so tempting, I nearly lost my feet.

The bourbon said, "Howdy!" The rum said, "Let's dance!"
The vodka just winked and said, "Take a chance."

I filled up my basket, then filled it some more,
That's the danger of walking through Juno's front door.

So if you're feeling thirsty, or just need a smile,
Come visit Juno's Liquor and stay for a while.

Just don't be surprised if you leave with a case—
It happens to Texans all over the place!

— Gusano Versito

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